Ridiculous Products

I saw these products on tv and couldn't believe they exist. Keep in mind that both of these are actual products and, perhaps more importantly, someone's career is comprised of creating these products. Can you believe these were invented? Can you believe that, in all likely, these were ideas manufacturers decided to move forward with OVER other ideas? Tell me, how could you have worse ideas than these? How could your idea LOSE to an "Anti-Monkey Butt Powder" or an "Edible Arrangement?" Unbelievable.
For those who haven't researched these products (probably because you have better things to do with your time), "Monkey Butt" is apparently a "regional" expression used to describe the circumstance whereby you have so much sweat, irritation, and "rot" in your groin-area that you have to walk "bow-legged," or, like a monkey.
As for the "Edible Arrangements," these are, essentially, a fusion of flower arrangements and fruit baskets. Besides being a stupid idea, the other downside to this product is often quite pricey, with arrangements that go up to $209. I mean, honestly, who is supposed to buy these and who can you think of that you'd send one?
Well, that's enough for now. But remember, the next time you're thinking to yourself, "Oh my God, I'm so stupid," thinking of these products and re-assess your conclusion.