Nathan's World Famous Hot Dogs at Coney Island

This was, literally, a grown man's dream come true.

Shoot the Freak

How could you possibly say no to someone who inquires, as you innocently walk past, "Hey, you wanna shoot me?" Well, I chose morals and values as reasons enough to pass on the offer, but you'll see that Jeff and his dad were less inclined to disappoint. In their defense, we are talking about a young person who wears hockey attire and gyrates his crotch in your direction while you point a weapon at him. You'll note "The Freak" just above Jeff's left shoulder in the background. If that still isn't enough to locate him, search for the human being with a jock strap on the outside of his clothing.

Opening Day at Coney Island

My wife believes that "everyday is opening day" at Coney Island, but it's not everyday you get a picture with the Cyclones Mascot, Sandy the Seagull.